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The white-cheeked partridge is a species of partridge in the family Phasianidae, native to Asia.
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The International Ski and Snowboard Federation, also known as FIS, is the highest international governing body for skiing and snowboarding. It was previously known as the International Ski Federation until 26 May 2022 when the name was changed to include snowboard.
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