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Victor Jose Mata Abreu is a retired Major League Baseball outfielder. He played during two seasons at the major league level for the New York Yankees. He was signed by the Yankees as an amateur free agent in 1978. He played his first professional season with their Class-A Oneonta Yankees in 1978, and his last with the Baltimore Orioles' Triple-A Rochester Red Wings in 1988.
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