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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?","punchline":"Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.","id":322}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?","punchline":"They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.","id":441}

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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}

{"type":"general","setup":"Can February march?","punchline":"No, but April may.","id":81}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Knock-knock.","punchline":"A race condition. Who is there?","id":362}

{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}

{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}

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