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{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}

{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}

{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}

{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}

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{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}

{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}

{"fact":"The leopard is the most widespread of all big cats.","length":51}

{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}

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